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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018
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trophy bottom

A person who only bottoms for someone who earned it.
They’re a trophy bottom though. Something had to be different about their s/o.
by Emmettssugar June 5, 2021
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Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
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trophy casing

The act of taking a gigantic single poop in the toilet and not flushing it so the next person to look in the toilet sees your humungous single terd.

It helps to throw away the toilet paper somewhere else like in a trash can or in another toilet.

Sizes vary, but are expected to be at least 2" in girth and 10" long.
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by meeeee90 March 6, 2014
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Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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slut trophy

A slut that has stolen a sweatshirt and regularly wears it.
"Hey man did you see Kaitlin with her slut trophy on?"

Yeah I hear she has an entire slut trophy room!
by Deluca76 June 14, 2019
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