retard licker

Person that licks retards

Look at that retard licker

by bigdaddydick12 December 14, 2019

Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.

Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.

by J_123456 February 20, 2017

glue licker

someone who can rishi savage whilst licking your glue stick

dude carful the glue licker is coming

by rishi savaged May 4, 2021

Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.

me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.

by plumley November 7, 2013

furr-licker

we use it at work as a lazy do nothing person , like a cat just lazing around licking it's fur

that furr-licker isn't helping us again just watching as we do all the work.

by silverbullit59 June 7, 2018

cunt licker

a person who is a man-whore, generally considered to be named Eli, Zach and potentially Jackson. this person is a cunt by all degrees and only cares about themselves

person 1: aw zach's a bit of a cunt licker ay?

by some aussie bloke August 30, 2020

zib licker

Slang for penis licker

I wanted a blowjob, turns out she was just a zib licker

by Bigstem33 August 20, 2017