Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.

Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.

by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021

Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.

Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!

by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

sideways-plop

Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.

"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"

"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."

by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

culture sidewayz

Trademarked urban clothing brand that represents sideshows all over the world.

CEO/Founder R. Dandre Means
Visit culturesidewayz.com for more details

That culture sidewayz gear is dope!

by Culture Sidewayz.com November 23, 2021

culture sidewayz

Urban sideshow clothing brand.

That culture sidewayz hat is official.

by Culture Sidewayz.com November 27, 2021

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017