Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024

Fox Newsing

The attempt to evade responsibility or legal liability by claiming that the products are “for entertainment purposes only”, not the advertised purpose.

Copilot is forced on everyone as if it’s an indispensable and infinitely wise productivity aid. But Microsoft says in its Terms of Service that it’s “for entertainment purposes only”. Microslop is Fox Newsing Copilot.

by the riverside April 11, 2026

Discreet Newsletter

Similar to a reach around, this is the sexual process of tickling a partner's genitals (inclusive of ball fondling and cheeky fingering) but from a side angle or around a corner (the sneakier the better). The aim being that it's like sneaking local news, spam or junk mail into someone's letterbox which provides mutual, but secret, satisfaction that A. They've delivered news and B. You've received something you like but don't want to publicly disclose.

Last night I was at a house party and I slipped my girlfriend a discreet newsletter in the kitchen.

My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.

by BLeford September 5, 2025

Gav'newster

A massive wild fire consuming forests, homes, and all manner of chaos until finally exhausted and extinguished by volunteer prisoners and illegal immigrants. Occurs mostly in California but may spread to all of America in 2028 and beyond.

The massive Gav'newster burned over 5,000 homes in Pacific Palisades alone last year, and the next one could be even worse!

by CaliKing2000 October 12, 2025