Key Chaining

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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Guido Key

A keyboard button that automates typing in alternating caps and random punctuation. Like the shift key, but for lazy people.
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by WaLdO pRoMoTiOnS September 8, 2009
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spanish key

In jazz, "spanish key" is a terrible pun: the key of "si" (C).

Miles Davis, on the album Bitches Brew, has a song called "Spanish Key", which is indeed in C.
Latin Shuffle, Spanish Key, start it off, John!
by Luke of SNW December 29, 2007
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Visual Kei

Visual Kei or Visual Rock is a genre of rock music in Japan. A Visual band will usually have a set concept or theme that influences their music style, lyrics, and mode of dress.

There are many sub-genres of visual kei including oshare kei , kote kei, koteose kei, soft visual kei, and many more.
Karen was a visual kei band with the theme "life and death."
by Mahiro February 24, 2008
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keys to the trunk

Any female who lets you penetrate her ass for the first time
Damn, i was skrewing Betty last night, and of out of the blue she offers me the keys to the trunk
by dave555 April 25, 2006
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Turn Key

Hey turn key, this toilet is stopped up; may I use another cell.
by Griot September 10, 2010
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7 key

a 7 key is a very noobish gamer dude. they spend all of their time playing noob games like RuneScape and WoW.
girl 1: OMG look at that guy spending all of his time on RuneScape!
girl 2: yeah, what a 7 key!

Ima pwn your 7 key ass.
by likeasong April 27, 2009
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