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football player

"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"
by fullsendworss January 2, 2019
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Football beer

Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.
"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan
by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008
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Football hooligans

An often unrowdy, violent and middle aged member of society. They hangout outside football/soccer stadiums and in local pubs and cause civil unrest. They often look for trouble and are very right wing, like Tommy Robinson right wing.

If they catch you wearing a shirt that's of another team you better get your ass out of there before they get that beer belly and whoop your ass.

Famously angry team supporters include the:

English team

Liverpool football club in particular

All of Scotlands teams

All teams in 100 miles of Birmingham
"Those Chelsea FC football hooligans beat me up, they caught me outside the stands"
by Kaisermann July 6, 2020
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football move

A term used by NFL television analysts in attempt to easily clarify/determine whether a particular pass was either a) caught and then fumbled or b) incomplete. The thinking is that if a ball was dropped after making a "football move" that the ball was officially caught and then fumbled. In contrast, if the receiver was not making a "football move," it was simply a dropped pass and therefore incomplete.

The problem with this term is that a receiver could clearly fumble the ball while making a non-football move (e.g. basketball move, volleyball move, etc.).
"And that pass is caught by Troy Williamson at the 30 yard line and he turns sideways while releasing a hook-shot (basketball move) toward the 28 yard-line where it is recovered by Al Harris - that is an incomplete pass and the Vikings will retain possession of the ball - that was not a football move...what was Al Harris thinking picking that ball up after a basketball move?"

This is clearly a catch followed by a fumble without the presence of a "football move."

I apologize for the unrealistic example - no way Williamson would catch the ball.
by Mr. Fabian December 30, 2006
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Football twitter

A group of people who genuinely have no life and just sit on twitter all day every day doing #GainSZN
Chelsea and Wolves fans are the elite ,however there are a bunch of dicks known as Utd and Arsenal fans that roam the platform thinking that people actually believe their false claims about Rashford and Pepe.
Football Twitter:
Man U fan: Rashford>Mbappe debate your nan

Arsenal fan: Pepe>Hazard prove wrong
Rest of FT: fuck off you delusional twats, who actually asked?
by CFCResistor May 9, 2020
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football player

"damn! is he a football player"
"well obviously! i mean look how hot he is woo!"
by fullsendworss January 2, 2019
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football supporters

If you take a second to think about every football obsessive that you know you'll realise they're pathologically unable to form regular relationships.

Most of them, you'll realise, are terminally single, or shackled to women so neurotic/hideous/smelly that even those meths sodden tramps we were laughing at earlier would think twice about touching them.

The only reason they got into football in the first place was because it gave them an excuse to get out of the house that didn't involve conversations with other sentient beings beyond racist chants and ridiculous tirades about goal averages and the past form of northern teams no-one really cares about.

People who like football are scared of real life. They don't think they're man enough to interact with the world, they don't have the wit or the panache or the intelligence or the finesse that allows a decent human to discuss art or love or the truth of the universe, so they immerse themselves in a meaningless diversion.

The point, it seems, is if anyone asks what they fill their days with, they can say "football" rather than "trainspotting" or "stalking" or, worst of the lot, "nothing at all". And the irony of this pubs farrago is that it's finally shown exactly how empty football supporters lives really are.

I think all football obsessives are frauds.

I don't think they really care about football. They find it as tedious and unbearable as the rest of us.

Anyone with a fully functioning frontal lobe can see that football is the most tiresome activity on the planet.

But if the football fans admit the truth then they also have to admit the full extent of their loneliness and despair, so they keep on bluffing for all they're worth.

Which is why live football has to be watched in a pub with alcohol. Or why supporters get thoroughly rat-arsed before stumbling onto the terraces.

Watching football sober is like Chinese water torture. Times ten. It's boredom and pain fused together in one hideously sadistic package. But watching football pissed is great. Because being pissed, full stop, is great, and nothing can ruin that.
by someone with an IQ above 30 April 26, 2003
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