Freaky Smurf

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.

Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.

by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010

butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007

Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!

My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!

by Trencitas January 26, 2011

smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.

"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013

smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."

"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."

by bearhotep August 27, 2013

Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.

Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*

by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023