September 9th

National thick girls day

September 9th is national thick girls day.

by Gldd October 15, 2019

September 6

The very day a dumb hoe was born. She is the best person ever and you should be lucky to meet her.

Friend: what's your birthday?
Me: September 6th
Friend: that explains why your a dumb hoe but so perfect

by anonymous December 19, 2020

September 11

My birthday

September 11 is my bday

by Anthony. August 1, 2022

september 20

national give head day

september 20 is a time hang out with your boyfriend and give him some nice head.

by thethrilpanda12 September 19, 2019

September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

by danarak September 5, 2007

September 21st

Very special occasion where we all go and watch the September music video and have the song on repeat all day while having the best day ever.

September 21st example: Do you remember the 21st night of September

by Itellthetruthonlythetruth October 22, 2019

September 2nd

yeet anyone you want to this day

"hey cassidy it's september 2nd you know what that means"
"please don't yeet me

by hahhahahwh October 27, 2019