Spike

Pay for someone's transaction, for example lunch or coffee.

"Hey let's get some coffee, don't worry I'll spike you!"

by JD Mags April 9, 2020

Spiking

When someone slaps the back of a persons thigh extremely hard when let least expect it.

Samantha was mad at me last night so she was spiking me really hard in my sleep last night and woke me up.

by [e-mail] December 4, 2016

Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

range of spikes

A saying which is said when you are faced with one of life’s obstacles!

Me: ugh I really want some ice cream, but I don’t eat dairy anymore

You: I guess that’s just another range of spikes

by Evenifitsnottrue April 7, 2022

marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.

That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.

by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

Spike

To fuck someone in the ass.

I wanted André to fuck my pussy but instead he tried to spike me.

by Unflappable23 August 30, 2017

Spike

The ugliest dick head in your class with a bowl hair cut

Me: ugh it’s a spike
Spike: u look cute wanna date me

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020