Puerto Rican Face Wash

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

Puerto Rican Sunrise

An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.

The reference infers a "hot weekend".

"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."

by BillyWitchDR October 26, 2008

puerto rican shoe maker

the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.

my puerto rican shoe maker is one of a kind.

by the hug pimp December 9, 2008

puerto rican powerhouse

braulio jimenez. a tight man playa

by r sizzle April 30, 2003

Puerto Rican Men

Because It hasnt been difined yet.

i don't even know Puerto Rican men

by So this is an account, HI! September 4, 2019

Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.

John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

by joerockets September 15, 2009

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011