A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009
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Get the Bite The Mermaid mug.When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.
"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"
by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009
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by Farmz October 19, 2007
Get the mermaid mug.A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
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Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
by PhilosopherDrummer November 19, 2015
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