Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.
"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."
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Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
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Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex
Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night
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Jordan

The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3
Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.
by welovejb September 11, 2011
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Jordan

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.
by XenaRage May 15, 2011
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Jordan

Don't be a Jordan
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Jordan

A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .
by Dorkyduck May 06, 2015
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