Skip to main content
Dylan is an ugly nonce that normally kidnaps little kids between the ages 3-14. He is really hideous and doesn’t have many friends. You shouldn’t get on the bad side of him he will completely fuck you up.

No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
Dylan is a nonce!
Dylan by Habechl November 8, 2020
A male who likes sex even though he is clearly too young and too uneducated for it. He will pretend to care and like the girl until he gets her alone in her house, to which he tries to get it in.
Haley: "I went out with him for a long time, I thought he loved me! But one time he came to my house, turns out he's just a Dylan."

Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
Dylan by maryandhaleyarecool November 29, 2010
he sucks at battlefield.He sucks at sports such as football he is terrible.
Dylan by group work save May 18, 2017
The big stupid idiot who is a asshole asshole asshole the best part of they year was when I ten foot mike tisened him he really really deserved is.
dylan
dylan by red clan January 11, 2019
A guy who studied literally every fact ever and now knows it. Team with him in trivia. He will fact check u though and is very serious so don’t start arguing with him. Also is terrible at minecraft and games in general. He’s trashhhhh. Dylan’s will also bully you, and won’t let you see their sister. 0/10. 🤬🤬🤬
Person: I played minecraft with Dylan last night and he was so bad.
Dylan by importantperson April 2, 2020