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Dylan

A smart-ass who is ugly but is also good with the ladies.
That dylan... he's stealing all my girls and grades.
by koihthgfg May 14, 2008
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Dylan

A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.
Dylan is a douchebag.
by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012
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Dylan

The biggest faggot alive today!

He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!
LOL I saw Dylan today fuck he is gay!

LOLZORS Dylan rimmed my dog!
by Daniel! November 11, 2008
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Dylan

A Meme Lord! Socially awkward, genuinely depressed, hates everyone, and most likely a terrorist who will shoot up your school.
Dylan is such a weirdo!
by Kms11417 March 6, 2017
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Dylan

Any male with a micropenis, this is usually accompanied with napoleon syndrome and penis envy for anything over 2".
Girl it was such a disappointment!!
Such a Dylan!!!
by DMoore11 November 28, 2016
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Dylan

An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.
Oh, that kid is such a Dylan - he's just an emo faggot.
by Sesshyrocksme April 14, 2010
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Dylan

A fag who takes it up the ass twice a week.
Oh he got dylanend.
by wowzwers1234567890 April 11, 2009
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