chip syndrome

Adj. - Definition of an annoying child who won't stop talking or is trying to be cute.

Little Richie on Dick Van Dyke has the most chip syndrome I have ever seen.

Chip (Little tea cup) on Beauty & The Beast truly defines chip syndrome.

by smazzucco88 December 10, 2009

Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.

"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!

by Iced Russian August 23, 2011

Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011

drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

Chaser Chip

A tortilla chip devoid of any contents after eating a round of chips with hot salsa, to cool the mouth down.

After eating salsa made with the pure essence of fire, I need a goddamned chaser chip.

by dingledang July 30, 2013

Chip Orgy

The mixing of two or more different types of potato/tortilla/corn chip to create an awesome snack mix.

Dude, I just threw some Sun Chips, Sour Cream and Onion Chips, and some Doritos in the bowl together. We got a delicious Chip Orgy to enjoy during the game.

by DTM1088 January 22, 2014

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 5, 2014