The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024
Get the Baltimore Slamshot mug.(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.
(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024
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