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Chris

An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.
by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011
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Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.
Typical, Chris is sitting home again.
by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011
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Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
by Box brigade June 8, 2018
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Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.
by nadheem simp November 23, 2021
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Chris

He is a really hot guy that everyone talks to. He normally is tall and likes short blondes. He is super sweet and will do basically anything you ask him too.
OMG. Did you hear Emma is dating chris. Yes and they are COUPLE GOALS.
by OH MY GOSH RONNY April 21, 2018
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chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.
1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!
by PreamCied May 2, 2019
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