National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

National Kill Brevin day

If you kill your friend with the first name brevin on January 13th it’s not illegal

Hey it’s National Kill Brevin day let’s go murder brevin

by @https.bryson January 13, 2020

National stupid boy day

National stupid boy day is February 4th. This day means that every boy does some stupid shit that makes people angry

Girl 1: why are all boys doing stupid things today
Girl 2: didn’t you know it was “national stupid boy day”

by Peachsnapple13 February 4, 2020

National Hot Shrek Day

It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏

Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG

by HOT SHREK February 23, 2020

National Boob Hickey Day

June 29th is known as National Boob Hickey Day. Celebrate by giving a pair of boobs hickeys, this could be on a woman or anything with boobs in fact, No discrimination it’s 2020.

Hey want to celebrate National Boob Hickey Day by me giving your juicy melons some hickeys shawty

by Ataism June 25, 2020

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

national be mean to gojo day

be mean to gojo every 23rd of February

gojo:hey guys
me:shut the fuck up gojo no one likes you
gojo:is it national be mean to gojo day again
me:die in a hole

by lyteee December 12, 2022