String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

coco bean

A fuck ton of cocaine

I bought a coco bean yesterday. I got high, raped a bunch of bees and got arrested for vandalising Donald Trumps wig.

by Willyvildsvin November 9, 2017

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

by Callijames April 24, 2018

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018