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Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.
Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):
by Ayub's father May 19, 2022
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11 dead in Austria

Oh boy! I wonder why he did that! Is anybody curious? I am.
Hym "11 dead in Austria! Why did it happen? If I... Had to guess... I would saaaaay.... Targeted harassment mind-rape gone wrong. Looks like they stalked and harassed him for years and then they either stole from him OR... Or... They covered of some other crime and he murdered as many as he could. My only critique is that it wasn't exclusively children. Children are the best ones to kill because they matter the least.... Wait... Oh, wait... It WAS a school shooting!!! HURRAY CHILD MURDER! HAHAHA! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE DID IT GUYS! HE GOT THE RIGHT ONES! EXCLUSIVELY CHILD MURDER FROM NOW ON! UNTIL THEY AGREE TO STOP DOING TO PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME AND STOP DOING IT TO ME AND PAY FOR THE AI THEY STOLE (ENOUGH TO RETIRE) AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ONLY TARGET CHILDREN! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHILD MURDER!!!! WOOOOWWOWOOWOWOW!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Dead Person

Oh, we're sorry about you're brother passing away. He gets 5 big booms, (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM.) He shouldn't be a dead person rn
by i dont have dairyophobia March 2, 2025
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Dead Nigger Baby

A young black child/baby which is no longer alive. Commonly seen across the African continent in nations such as Nigeria, and the Congo. Commonly abbreviated as "DNB"
Voiceover for an image of a dead nigger baby: "This nigger baby is a fucking idiot. Instead of Playing with toy trucks, he decides to play with a machete to the back of the head"
by railtoy February 25, 2025
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Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.
“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
exactly
i love my dead boyfriend
by luckydamutt January 15, 2024
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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 4, 2018
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Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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