Douche

A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.
Brian Willaims is a douche.
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Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.
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Douche

/do͞oSH/

Noun

1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.

Adjective

1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards
"That guy is wearing a hat backwards. What a douche."
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Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'
Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"
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Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "
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Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen
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Douche

A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.
Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
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