douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag

You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie

by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021

Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.

My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.

by DebLos December 9, 2023

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.

Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!

by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022

Douche bag

Jon Daniel

Jon Daniel is a douche bag.

by Losangelesdaze July 21, 2019