speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020

simp

To spend money on someone who is clearly out of your league, hoping that he/she will acknowledge you. (Alternatively: someone who simps.) While the word is originally an insult, it has been somewhat reclaimed by the livestreaming community, who use it as a tongue-in-cheek synonym for donating to a streamer.

Me: Mom can i have money to buy burger?
Mom: To buy burger?
Me: Yeeees.
Me: *actually uses money to simp to vtubers like a boss*
S U P E R C H A T T I M E

by Baconfry December 4, 2020

simp

something mikayla is

mikayla simps hard for ebony

by yeetclan December 6, 2020

Simp

Smitty

Smitty simpin

by anonymous December 6, 2020

no simp gc 2020

this group chat is full of 4 amazing people named jack,gaby,leslie and cesar they are always there for eachother

omg i wished i had a group like no simp gc 2020
omg same they’re so kool

by jlcgaby December 6, 2020

Feen simp

The worst type of feening and simping over a girl is considered a teen simp

Alex is such a feen simp

by Simpalations101 December 7, 2020