May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 22, 2022

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

ailie-may

Absolutely, Utterly Perfect Female!

geez, check out that ailie-may!
She's so much fun, an utter ailie-may.

by Ailie-xx February 27, 2008

may 27th

National kiss a girl named josslyn day

Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!

by halston May 25, 2024

May 27th

Try a new sex position day

A: What are you doing May 27th?
B: Didn’t you hear, that’s “try a new sex position day”

by DawgDaddy23 May 27, 2024

May 27th

National Falsettos day.

Trina dies today at 8

"Yo dude, did you hear Trina and Mendel are getting married?"

"You say you'll love him until you both die. You die on May 27th at 8."

by Myleslmao May 30, 2024