May

may is 5th month :)

“hey dude its May 18th, lets go!”

by avgeekreal_6969 May 18, 2025

Mai

A overly fat whore , who sucks too much dick

Mark: hey, u saw mai?

James: Nah that bitch can die!

by ur two2 November 5, 2022

May 14

national “tell shrabya to shut up” day

Shrabya: pooop
anyone: it’s may 14, stfu

by cockluvr May 14, 2022

Mai

The girl can sleep all day long. Please wake up and continue your work, thank you *heart*.

Mai slept 14 hours while not finishing her homework.

by notMai November 21, 2021

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022

Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin

You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹

by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021