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Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
by willybgood May 17, 2014
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Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole
Stop fucking being a douche dude
by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
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Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
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Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021
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douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011
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Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick
by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017
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