pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

shit swirl

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

by yikestbh July 12, 2017

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009

Insurance Shit

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.

A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"

by Mikeunt October 22, 2010