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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
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Michael

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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michael silva

Michael Silva is the name of god, one of 2 legend's named Crixo
by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020
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michael renfer

michael renfer
by super cool man January 17, 2023
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Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guysdid you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
by NovaRocks April 5, 2022
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Michael McMillan

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.
Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.
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