by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020

michael renfer
by super cool man January 17, 2023

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
by NovaRocks April 5, 2022

by Michael Slime ❤️🤘🏻 March 20, 2023
