national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

National pop a titty month

In April you must receive atleast 3-4 titty pics off of any girl you like (doesn’t have to be the same)

Pop a titty it’s national pop a titty month
*sends pics of titties*

by Tittttts April 21, 2022

National turn boys on day

National turn boys on day is when you gently rub around a boys crotch area and give them a boner

Omg so basically I just turned my boyfriend on

Why
Because Today is national turn boys on day

by Jackostar January 6, 2021

national punch a sagittarius day

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall

Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

by EyeOut4selener January 17, 2021

National Monique Appreciation day

National Monique Appreciation Day is a day of praising and/or celebrating people named Monique. This day falls in February 23.

Emily: “Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!”
Monique: “Thanks! I’m glad you didn’t forget!”

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National Send boobs day

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National send boobs day means that the person you send this to has to send a pic of their boobs

by Boobies12536 May 11, 2021