monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

Bum trap

A place that’s just downright dirty and disgusting. Also they may trap drugs there.

Oh, this place is a bum trap. Let’s get out of this hellhole

by Dirtyallycat March 21, 2024

Bum Day

On Oct.16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides

Yo tmr is bum day? you dressing like a bum ?

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.

'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'

by Nitty420 July 27, 2020

Goofy bum

a lame ass nigga who don’t wanna have fun, go out and do shit, but instead is a boring person overall.

You don’t want to go out? Your a goofy bum, come hang out wit us nigga.

Look at the goofy bum, he prolly don’t do shit wit no one and stays at home by himself.

by she luvs slepzy April 3, 2022