Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

shit high

when you shit so fast and hard you get a natural high.

When this Happy meal comes out, I'm gonna get a shit high!!

by magikjohnson October 14, 2010

Insurance Shit

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.

A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"

by Mikeunt October 22, 2010

Shit Brittle

The brown crusty spot on your aged undwear. Usually found under beds or at your local perverts house.

Jermey found some shit brittle and served it to his girlfriend for dinner.

by Rallyrcr150 April 23, 2007

shit dispenser

it is a bunghole;asshole; chocolate factory

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin

by chupchup November 13, 2006

pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009