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michael polansky

Michael polansky is a lucky man.
by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
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Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.
by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021
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Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
idk what to do with michael vkc
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
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michael

The worst name for a boy, meaning dickhead and is a pornstar
Girl: did u see Michael on the hub such a dickhead that's why he's so cool and my idol
by Dushekcofj November 14, 2021
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Michael Moulton

Fuck You Michael Moulton is a Bagel/Alucard/Spider-Man
by @TheCrimsonFoker November 6, 2021
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michael

Michael is a bitch
by weemstar March 7, 2022
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