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God Hates Christians

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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Counter-Strike God

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Ewww My God

An exclamation when you see someone of particular ugliness.
"Look! Amy Winehouse is on telly"
"Ewww my god! Is that what she looks like?"
"Yup..."
"Man I hope she dies."
by DStandup March 11, 2009
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God amongst men

Colloquialism commonly used on Sydney's Northern Beaches.
Origin: Inspired by the good deeds achieved by a British guy
David Hutcheon.
"Dude you truly are a God amongst men"
by dave January 10, 2005
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muhfuckin'-god damnit

hilltop/hillside slang.

used when taking things
to the extreme or
exaggerating.
"shorty got them muhfuckin god damnit melissas on"
by nizz September 15, 2004
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