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Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja 

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is a chad alpha male epic funny gamer. Subscribe to NinjaIsDiaper on epic mixer prime. That's so very cash money. Mmm yes, Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is ultimate twitch streamer, he is so epic that he twitch streams on mixer, very epic sauce.
Person 1- "Hello fellow human being, do you too consume the medium of entertainment know as, 'The Fortnites'?" Person 2- "Yes I too appreciate the concept of Fortnite, and I binge Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja on the daily, fellow kid."

Bad at fortnite 

Kian Sayan is very bad at fortnite
Bad at fortnite by pisdy July 18, 2018

Forbidden Fortnite Febuary 

No Fortnite playing for the duration of febuary in any way, shape or form. Sex rates tends to increase 690%
“Bro get on so we can play some fortnite!!”
“Nah fam, can’t its Forbidden Fortnite Febuary”

National Fortnite Day 

National Fortnite Day
The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
National Fortnite Day is Tommy's favorite day.

The Fortnite Crash of 18 

The release of a game in 2018 that statistically decreased teen pregnancies but increased teens coming out of the closet.
"Hey Thomas I heard your trying to get pregnant with Janet"
"Idk Jared, it's unlikely with The Fortnite Crash of 18"
*grabs Jared's dick*

No Fortnite Forever Challenge 

When you restrain yourself from playing the video game known as Fortnite for the rest of eternity and if you play the cursed game you will be smited by God himself
Friend: Yo Homie Do You Want To Play Fortnite

You: Sorry Bro I Am Doing The No Fortnite Forever Challenge