by Steve can go fuck himself May 2, 2022

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
by notabandkid May 16, 2022

by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021

A fucking sweaty ass bitch. He will rock your shit in any 2k and irl for that matter. If you see a Michael on 2k (especially a Mini one) you better turn around and run away to another country or your ankles will get there first. Michael also pulls all the bad biddies. Even if they're way older than him, he bags them. Any girl that meets Michael will just beg for him to serve them his meat. Michael is a sweat.
by dillypong November 27, 2021
