butt wizard

An awesome insult. Possibly implies insultee uses magic with their posterior.

It's also a band somewhere.
"You, dirty rotten butt wizard!"

"WTF did you just call me?!"
by GrimFelix October 21, 2007
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Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.
Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.
by Franken666beans June 21, 2011
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Wizard's Sleeve

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.
'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."
by Soairse September 02, 2003
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dirty wizard

a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts
look at the dirty wizard standing in gamestation
by dirty wizard lover July 06, 2010
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space wizard

The highest authority of the wizard council. AKA, Q.
Is he insane? No. He's The Space Wizard, trust his judgment.
by The mighty Thor April 01, 2015
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Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.
Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*
by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009
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wizard's sleeve

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve
by ChefSam April 30, 2006
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