Queerness in the Rearness

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.

Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004

Fixed Queer

Hipster wannabe who attempts to ride a fixed gear bicycle, but is really just a poser

I just got in a bike crash, some fixed queer couldn't stop and hit me

by Alex Webster aka gangster September 26, 2008

Queer Fear

A fear of homosexuals, what a homophobe has.

Jason: Hey guys! Wanna have a bad movie night and pick out turtle neck sweaters at TJ Maxx?

Billy Incest Rae: You silly bitches is gon be in this here annual queer smear, ya here?

Jason: Let go of your Queer Fear.

Billy Incest Rae: Aw shucks well, maybe I should just accept who I really am.

*Furiously make out with eachother*

by ChingChongPoo August 16, 2010

queering it up

a phrase used to descibe what one does when one takes the fun out of something or kills the moment threw their actions and or what they say. Also applies to when one fails to be funny due to over thinking or poor delivery of joke. Can be used in present tense, past tense, and future tense. queering it up, queered it up, queer it up.

1. Chris: "Man Curt you really need to quit queering it up and let us play your damn COD4 account."

2 Chris: "Just make sure you don't queer it up again like last time."

3 Chris: "You really queered it up the other day when all the chicks left because you were being an ass."

by SFCM October 30, 2008

bush queer

A male, usually homosexual who hides in bushes, jumps out and bites ones dick off.

Or anyone who is just a bush queer.

God damn! Did you see that bush queer?! He almost bit your dick off.

by cracksplatter April 20, 2015

canadian queer

Justin Beaver,or any thing that cant sing for shit. but mainly justin beaver

Girl: OMG i looove justin beaver
Guy: Why the fuck do you like that canadian queer
Girl: Oh right how could I forget, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guy:thats right now get your ass back in that kitchen

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds April 24, 2011

Facebook queer

A guy who's Facebook posts could be that of a girls. This includes the use of excessive smiley faces and other emoticons, and posting all other things that could be considered "gay." Tends to comment a lot, especially on girls' statuses or walls no matter how well he knows them.

Guy 1: Listen to this- "i really love people that lie and try to put you down. they make me smile alot. =)"

Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.

by PlutoAH January 23, 2011