You know what really breaks my chip?

Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.

"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"

"What?"

"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."

by HALIAETUS February 16, 2022

How Much A Dollar Really Cost?

A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall

"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
"

by JoeBungaLover May 15, 2022

It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

by phillforbrains May 7, 2021

reply guy

A detractor that replies and leaves hate comments on every single social media post or video. This type of troll is dedicated, spending hours every single day leaving negative comments.

One of my reply guys posted another hate comment on my YouTube video. He posts negative things on every single YouTube video and Twitter post I make, every single day. What a sad life!

by SamSteck June 17, 2022

rally girl

A girl assigned to a high school football player provides him with baked goods on game day and a calming of the nerves induced by a release from the player the night before.

A: "Mannn my rally girl is niiice".
B: "Who is it?".
A: "Alexis. Shot a load down her throat then ran for 4 touchdowns".
B: "Awesome man I wish I had a rally girl".

by Billy Riggins September 5, 2013

Bill O'reilly

A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.

"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly

"How did you get this job again?"-Guest

by waterboy72 April 17, 2011

I'm just really visual.

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

by reezydos February 12, 2010