indiana mud mermaid

Nigger

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

indiana mud mermaid by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023

The Wrong Mermaid 

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

The Wrong Mermaid by ExCognita March 25, 2023

dirty water mermaid 

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave

She is my dirty water mermaid

dirty water mermaid by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse 

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024