The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."
by ManiAli December 8, 2019
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by tee July 26, 2005
Get the mans mug.a person who you diffently don't want to mess with.
a beast who doesn't take shit from anyone and doesn't care about nobody but their self. your best bet is to go through a day without getting your ass kicked by him. and don't mess with zorka
a beast who doesn't take shit from anyone and doesn't care about nobody but their self. your best bet is to go through a day without getting your ass kicked by him. and don't mess with zorka
by jajdhjahdjha May 14, 2008
Get the THE MAN mug.One can classify men in many ways. I'm going to do that according to some definitions for 'woman'.
Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."
This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.
Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."
Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.
Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."
Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.
Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."
This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.
Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."
Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.
Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."
Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.
T1
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."
T2
"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."
T3
"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."
T2
"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."
T3
"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."
by Liz.B April 28, 2008
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Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
by jd February 19, 2005
Get the MAN mug.Specifically, working for the man. A figurative term referring to those social and economic customs that prevent people from being treated as people in the work force. Oppression comes from the deification of profits, structures, and policies at the expense of human identity, creativity, and unique talent.
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Get the The Man mug.Beggar: "Hey buddy, can you spare a dolla? The man been keepin' me down my whole life."
Me: "Hmmm I bet your dad was an unemployed drug addict also."
Beggar: "Hey you some sorta psychic?"
Me: "Hmmm I bet your dad was an unemployed drug addict also."
Beggar: "Hey you some sorta psychic?"
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