jumping jahosafat

keeping your pimp hand strong

"remember when your dealin with the ladies jumping jahosafat"

by Johnny foshizzle April 26, 2006

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005

stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer May 6, 2011

Jumping Juice

Semen. The liquid produced by the man's member upon climax.

She gets my jumping juices flowing.

by gaijib3ta June 17, 2006

Jumping

Another meaning for Cool

DUDE LOOK AT BIKE IT IS SO JUMPING!!!!

by Paigethejumpingperson July 22, 2018

jumping the shark

A euphemism for masturbation.

"Man, Kyle's been in his room jumping the shark all night. What a loser."

by Deflator Mouse December 24, 2008

Jumping Us and Down

When you jump up with 2 or more people grab onto their shoulders and sit down in mid-air and land sitting.

Me and Kamel were jumping us and down and now our butts hurt.

by Woundedfrog December 13, 2007