Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023
Get the Law Bromug. 1. Two or more people taking it easy on each other in order to not get hurt or suffer harsh consequences.
2. Most people do not like or care for their brother-in-law, so they are falsely nice to them.
2. Most people do not like or care for their brother-in-law, so they are falsely nice to them.
Two teammates are lazily going through football drills.
Coach: Dag nabbit, y'all two quit brother-in-lawing it and hit each other!
Coach: Dag nabbit, y'all two quit brother-in-lawing it and hit each other!
by jb55 November 25, 2013
Get the brother-in-lawingmug. As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one
User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009
Get the Hewson's Lawmug. As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.
Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.
Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.
Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.
by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009
Get the Bass Lawmug. Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."
Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."
by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022
Get the Sitch's Lawmug. xQc's Law (sometimes referred to as Lengyel's Law) states that there is a direct correlation between surface village location in terms of x and z values and probability of sub-surface lava spawning in the respective chunks located at those x and z values. It is implied through xQc's Law that lava is less likely to spawn at y values near y = 11 when in chunks containing a surface village or near a surface village.
by hiVoltage_ February 19, 2021
Get the xQc's Lawmug. Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.
Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022
Get the Marisa's Lawmug.