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Fart

A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.

Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude!
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
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Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
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Fart

(The christchurch push) is when you both

Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019
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Fart

by darktrillwords97 January 17, 2020
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fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole
Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*
by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015
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Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
-
My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
mugGet the Fartmug.

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