A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

(The christchurch push)
(The christchurch push) is when you both
Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
