swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017

Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer

Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller

by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022

to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)

Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)

by Roketleeggamer May 23, 2018

Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.

I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.

Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.

by Bigestboi June 13, 2018

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

beizer curve

Zorba

the beizer curve

by co5oo November 9, 2019