Bleach

Peak fiction

1: hey you saw the new episode of Bleach tybw
2: yeah Rukia’s Bankai was insane

by I_dribble September 26, 2023

Flag

Get the Bleachmug.

bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen

Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then

by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018

Flag

Get the bleaching the sheetsmug.

Spiritual Bleaching

When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.

Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white

by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023

Flag

Get the Spiritual Bleachingmug.

bleach

Common cleaning detergent. Toxic to ingest and breath. Irritating to the skin.

Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.

You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*

by xD4k September 14, 2016

Flag

Get the bleachmug.

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Flag