Aggresively average

Someone who is average in all aspects

He is aggresively average

by Uni. 9832 January 4, 2022

Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 1, 2024

Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person

I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small

by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021