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Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female
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A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
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Jordan is my perfect guy
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no bitchees
"martin said Jordan got no bitches"
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Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
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He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
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Jordan begged nicely for titties
Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."
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