David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021

The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS
by Schmoebro May 9, 2018

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

David is a great guy. He takes time to get to know you and appreciates you for who you are. He’s accepting and loyal and very kind. Well mannered, respectful and caring are also words that describe this amazing human being. He can overthink at times, and doubts himself a little bit, even though he’s whip sharp. He’s funny and gentle and a genuine person. He also possesses a very nice voice:). His memory aint the best though, yet he still randomly remembers things you said out of no where. He’s amazing, and im happy to know him❤️
by Harikaz August 24, 2022

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
by RaccToons October 11, 2019

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019
