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The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010
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Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.
I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there
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elephant sip

The act of taking a large sip or gulp of alcohol, when knowbody else wants to finish drink.
Nobody liked the beer so we gave to Stew to elephant sip it .
by Stewnami June 7, 2018
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bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.
My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!
by JamesSolo September 4, 2018
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Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra
woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants
by punkyroo February 21, 2010
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elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself
by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012
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