A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
by Farlayy July 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now
Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.
by OnlyTheTruthPoessesGreatBeauty December 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.
by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a very extra girl. She is thinks she's ugly ,but she's really not. She'll laugh at almost anything. Don't forget just about everything scares her. She's sweet and kind in her own way. She might seem mean and cold hearted ,but just get to know her she'll warm your heart. She won't fall for everyone so if she falls for you cherish the moments you have with her. If you break her heart it is most likely her friends will have to have a talk with you. So if you ever find a Jordan don't give up any precious time you have with her.
Boy1: "Hey she isn't so cold hearted after all. She really is a true Jordan."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."
by Jordan's fallen for J. February 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime
by ueahjojo March 13, 2017
Get the jordanmug. Jordan is my perfect guy
by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.