Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

Fart

A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.

1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.

by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017

Fart

A toxic green cloud of a disgusting smell usually from your friends to publish you

Kyle: farts**
Mike:AYYY I KNOW THAT FART FROM ANYWHERE, what's up Kyle, also what did I do to you stop punishing me

by Oof_Llama1105 February 23, 2019

Fart

When someone farts in your face

When someone farts

by darktrillwords97 January 17, 2020

Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole

Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*

by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015